{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 184, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
{"slip": { "id": 221, "advice": "Share positive energy."}}
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