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Graphane is a two-dimensional polymer of carbon and hydrogen with the formula unit (CH)n where n is large. Partial hydrogenation results in hydrogenated graphene, which was reported by Elias et al. in 2009 by a TEM study to be \"direct evidence for a new graphene-based derivative\". The authors viewed the panorama as \"a whole range of new two-dimensional crystals with designed electronic and other properties\". With the band gap ranges from 0 to 0.8 eV
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